Player Profile  -  Jeff Crimmins

Club stalwart and personal motivator Jeff Crimmins has endured many a long hot summer honing his craft at Bulleen Road - coming soon is his life story as told to Sticksy....... 

 

Nickname:  

Crimmo
Years at MOCCC:   33
Best batting:   168

Best bowling:  

Too many to remember
Favourite fielding position:   1st slip
Pre-match routine:   Uncle Doug, couple of beers & Winny Blue
After-match routine:   Punt, p*ss, p*ss
Favourite tea-break indulgence:   Watermelon
Most under-rated player at MOCCC:   Duano - the Black Cat
What makes the perfect cordial:   The maker
Loves batting with:   Naj
Teammate you dread facing in the nets:   Naj
Teammate most likely to adjudge you LBW:   Matt Gionfriddo
Would never lend your box to:   Ron Murray
Best sledge ever heard and/or used yourself:   No comment (just as well)
Unusual items in your kit:   Again no comment
Most appropriate personal sponsor:   TAB
What would you call your cricketing autobiography:   "Been there, backed that"
Favourite saying in the field:   "Hurry up (insert profanity here)"
Favourite TV show:   Sky Channel
Dream guests at dinner:   Elvis
Funniest thing seen on a cricket field:   Chris Wall
Ambitions for 2004-05:   Yet to be determined

 

Questions concocted by Sticksy.

 

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